Humorus Sayings

They said 'twas a job that couldn't be done;
He half heartedly went right to it.
He tackled that job that couldn't be done.
And by George, he couldn't do it.

Unknown

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Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.

Benjamin Franklin

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Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

Unknown

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From the day you were born till you ride in a hearse, there's nothing so bad but it might have been worse.

Unknown


Epitaphs

I expected this, but not so soon.

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Gone to see for myself.

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Here Lies The Body Of A Man Who Died
Nobody Mourned - Nobody Cried
How He Lived - How He Fared
Nobody Knows - Nobody Cared

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Here lies Lester Moore
four shots from a .44
No Les-no more

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As you pass by and cast an eye
as you are now so once was I

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Beneath this stone my wife doth lie
Now she's at rest and so am I.


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